27 August 2014

The easiest job in the world...

Nick Clegg is looking for a new member of staff - and it's the easiest job in the world.

Here's how a typical day might go...

Nick Clegg's new member of staff: "Hi can we arrange a leader's visit to your marginal seat?"

Marginal seat member of staff: "No, thanks, we'd like to win thank you"

Nick Clegg is on -43%.

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